That would do it

Edit: wait. We need the hairiest possible trans guy with a rocket powered exploding strap on that will splatter corpse around. Maybe an NBC suit.

Edit: okay I’m designing this in my head. Clear material to clean easily, but a heavy plate to take the blast, a crumple-zone strap on so his pelvis doesn’t shatter about a half meter long with little flanges so it stops more of the explosion as it comes out to go up the mitch’s ass, and a small bomb on the tip to explode the corpse as far up as they can get. Maybe a bayonet, to make it into the chest cavity?

And he has to be from or move to that district, so he can run in the special election. Because how do you lose after that? The machismo crowd just watched you fucksplode your enemy’s corpse.

Could always steal the body and defile it in public.

Can I have some of whatever you’re on? It sounds like a pretty great trip.

I think Ayn rand falls under the first two categories.

All you need is a rock and a little determination, and you too can be a valued member of society!

You know Mr. Spinecum makes at least six figures, though.

He came in his own spine?

Please delete that. I want this to happen.

If you use a vitamix you can use the speed of the blades to cook it.

They didn’t.

This was beautiful.

Yes.

Anti communism anti intellectualism lots of advertising.

Don’t worry, they’ll be on shift tomorrow. They’ll get her.

Literally yes.

Yes that’s most of why people say shit. Then you make up something badass and some other asshole steals it and suddenly its a cultural thing.

How democracy dies.

Oh, so what should we be paying the CIA for? Let them play with their thumbscrews just a little longer. There’s no harm in it this time.

Dead mitch is dead.

Yeah, shit just happens sometimes.

Cringe must of course be eradicated by the state.