McConnell was rushed to the hospital in mid-June for an undisclosed medical reason, with his spokesperson David Popp issuing a vague statement regarding the reason for the hospitalization. It wasn’t until last week that media outlets learned McConnell had been discovered “unconscious” at his home and had to be administered CPR for potential “cardiac arrest.”

It remains unclear why McConnell’s staff refused to share details, but some, including independent journalist and crypto commentator Adam Cochran, have a theory.

“In Kentucky, a special election to replace a Senator will NOT be called if it’s closer than 3 months till the next election,” Cochran wrote Saturday in a social media post on X. “If McConnell’s condition is clearly unfit for office, they’d hide that to avoid being forced to submit a resignation letter until after that date.”

“So all they have to do is drag their feet until [the second Tuesday in August], then tell you that he didn’t make it,” Cochran continued. “And in turn block Massie from disrupting an otherwise safe Republican seat.”

David Morris, a journalist and author, also appeared to endorse the theory with a brutal jab at McConnell and his legacy.

“Mitch McConnell remaining technically alive for an extra three weeks because of a manipulative procedural maneuver is exactly how he would have wanted to go out,” Morris wrote in a social media post on X.

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      That would do it

      Edit: wait. We need the hairiest possible trans guy with a rocket powered exploding strap on that will splatter corpse around. Maybe an NBC suit.

      Edit: okay I’m designing this in my head. Clear material to clean easily, but a heavy plate to take the blast, a crumple-zone strap on so his pelvis doesn’t shatter about a half meter long with little flanges so it stops more of the explosion as it comes out to go up the mitch’s ass, and a small bomb on the tip to explode the corpse as far up as they can get. Maybe a bayonet, to make it into the chest cavity?

      And he has to be from or move to that district, so he can run in the special election. Because how do you lose after that? The machismo crowd just watched you fucksplode your enemy’s corpse.