People say scolding cats doesn’t work but when mine started doing this I responded by yelling “NO” at the top of my lungs which caused her to evacuate at full speed. Took about 4 or 5 times until the behavior stopped and she’s just as affectionate. She still wakes me up from time to time but only by meowing and not as early.
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They snuck right past you
I don’t believe him but the thing is if I was locked up at home with a technological device strapped to my ankle I’d 100% fiddle with it out of curiosity so I gotta say he kinda picked a reasonable excuse.
Sure but it’s not worth dwelling on is what I’m saying.
You got a lot of genuine replies engaging with your thoughts. I’d focus on that over the negative.
I have two glasses of water on my bedside table. One that is always empty unless I’m using it and one decoy that is exclusively used by my cat. She doesn’t drink from a bowl so this is what it takes.
It used to be instant. Now I draw it out when I can. It’s a bit like meditating.
If you really wanna blow your mind and prove it
You can also see them by holding a (not too bright) flashlight against your cheekbone and pointing the beam at your eye. The light needs to come from right below and you might need to move it around a little until you get the angle just right.
Jeez and I had such high hopes
If it’s useful advice:
A: “Always knew those two brain cells of yours would come in handy one day.”
B: “Thanks, I’ll try that.”
If it isn’t:
A: “Man why didn’t I think of that? Oh right, because it’s stupid!”
B: “Thanks, I’ll try that.”
It’s been three years. Please return my family.
They have living descendants (no longer degenerate or even slightly visually reminiscent of the well known ones) so theoretically you could just ask.
With goo
They usually are if you don’t start flailing your arms. I usually feed them when they approach me while I’m eating. They don’t even have brains but they can still gauge someone’s threat level.
Mom found the piss jacket
Apples, plums, clementines
You can’t run away from people like that. Get rid of those two and more just like them will take their place. Any demands like this are only gonna let your soon-to-be supervisor know that you are difficult to work with. Which it sounds like you are, with all due respect.
It loosely reminds everyone of everything because “other planes of existence” is an all-encompassing meaningless term.
It is to those who can’t sense them. Spirituality sounds like delusion if you haven’t had the neccessary experiences that allow you to understand what faith even means. I’m fully aware of that. I used to be strictly atheist.
Bomb squad