“Maybe in your dreams!” responded Trumps lawyer Frederick Kruger.

Or be like my cat and stick your tongue in it with zero hesitation

If you pull on it really gently they sometimes just let it happen and sit there all like 😛

Ngl I still smoke weed most days but since dabbling with shrooms all the other stuff doesn’t appeal to me anymore. Shrooms have also changed my perspective on what drugs truly are. You probably don’t really need them. But it’s not the end of the world if you keep taking them. You’re sacrificing time, money, physical health and the ability to overcome boredom creatively for the option of controlling your feelings to a degree. If that’s a fair trade to you then by all means. Just be sure it’s not only the drugs speaking.

So he’s just Andy Windsor the nonce now?

Milage may vary but my sleeping schedule has improved a lot since completely getting rid of my alarm. My body apparently knows what time it is even when I’m asleep cause I usually wake up right when I need to. Even if I go to sleep at midnight and have to get up at 5am. And if not then the cat has me covered.

Drop in, ride the barrel, get pitted.

Phrasing reminds me of this clip

I wouldn’t read it too literally. The answer isn’t treating someone to a theme park visit every time. The point is they got chatting and went with the flow. That’s what it takes. Doesn’t lead to a friendship every time but eventually it will.

Well this is just me thinking out loud but maybe it’s the fascism

“Only in Ohio!” we all say in unison.

That’s not the point

I went to a private school that fits those criteria for a couple of years. It was a scholarship, my family isn’t overly wealthy. Smaller classes, lots of extracurricular activities like diving, golf or skiing and two teachers per lesson. Still it was surprisingly shit. First of all unsurprisingly about 90% of students were insufferable brats that would literally pull the “father will hear about this” card on teachers which unfortunately tended to be effective. Also everything had this elitist vibe about it despite really being not that special. This also goes for the food. It was expensive, prepared by an actual chef and yet it wasn’t anything to write home about. Looked like restaurant food, tasted like cafeteria food. I switched to a public school eventually and the cafeteria food there was on par regarding quality and much more reasonably priced.

Perfect

Canta + Shizuku can wipe any app you want from your phone.

Maybe putting together a team of the most incompetent narcissists the world has to offer wasn’t the 5D chess move they thought it was.

Green paper rectangles

You turn them into the casing and your sausage into a sausage

In my experience if there’s a negative emotion (fear or shame usually) associated with a past situation which I don’t want to feel I think about it again and again in seach of a perspective that basically makes me look better. It’s futile. Best to just accept it as it happened, feel the feeling for a moment and then let it go.