To be fair personally I have never even seen a Costco.

I do the same but with real nature audioscape tracks people put on youtube. Creeks and blackbirds especially.

Can we rename the sub to “nevermindactually”?

“And what’s that? LimeWire with a folding chair?!”

“Hey Neville, here’s your Remembrall back.”
“You were always nice to me, Potter. Don’t come to potions class tomorrow.”

Baby’s first spinach poo

At least in Europe most of our governments have made it amply clear that they would return to the status quo in a heartbeat. With some concessions, sure, and there’s a lot of market related damage that they couldn’t undo if they wanted to but the general sentiment seems to be that “we had a good thing going”. Trump is entirely unpredictable as a partner but I don’t see things as hopeless long term.

Bomb squad

People say scolding cats doesn’t work but when mine started doing this I responded by yelling “NO” at the top of my lungs which caused her to evacuate at full speed. Took about 4 or 5 times until the behavior stopped and she’s just as affectionate. She still wakes me up from time to time but only by meowing and not as early.

sentnces

They snuck right past you

I don’t believe him but the thing is if I was locked up at home with a technological device strapped to my ankle I’d 100% fiddle with it out of curiosity so I gotta say he kinda picked a reasonable excuse.

Sure but it’s not worth dwelling on is what I’m saying.

You got a lot of genuine replies engaging with your thoughts. I’d focus on that over the negative.

I have two glasses of water on my bedside table. One that is always empty unless I’m using it and one decoy that is exclusively used by my cat. She doesn’t drink from a bowl so this is what it takes.

It used to be instant. Now I draw it out when I can. It’s a bit like meditating.

If you really wanna blow your mind and prove it

You can also see them by holding a (not too bright) flashlight against your cheekbone and pointing the beam at your eye. The light needs to come from right below and you might need to move it around a little until you get the angle just right.

Jeez and I had such high hopes

If it’s useful advice:

A: “Always knew those two brain cells of yours would come in handy one day.”

B: “Thanks, I’ll try that.”

If it isn’t:

A: “Man why didn’t I think of that? Oh right, because it’s stupid!”

B: “Thanks, I’ll try that.”

It’s been three years. Please return my family.