It can also reduce the effectiveness of hormonal birth control.

I can understand the confusion with Kanye. He’s a clown.

I do the same thing. Get one backup of everything that I normally keep in stock. If I have to go to the grocery store on a day that is not my grocery shopping day… Well, I just don’t.

You have a wonderful way with words.

First thing I thought when seeing that thumbnail!

Well now he ghosted all of us.

He’s such a compulsive criminal that he even defies the laws of physics.

Brave sir Elon ran away,

He bravely ran away away…

When danger reared its ugly head,

He bravely turned his tail and fled,

Yes, brave sir Elon turned about,

And gallantly he chickened out,

Swiftly taking to his feet,

He beat a very brave retreat,

Bravest of the brave, sir Elon!

Companies pay loads of money to politicians to have them change the health and safety laws so they can make even more money. It’s a time-honored American tradition.

I bet you’d have been able to see it from the top of that pyramid though.

Accurate, lol

Not only that but the comments I get when I finally have a productive day. “See, I knew you could do it! Why don’t you just do this every day?”

It’s like training for a marathon, finally running said marathon and having people blame you for not just running a full marathon every day in the first place. Clearly you can, so why don’t you?

I’m in a different European country but there’s been a very noticeable decrease in the number of Teslas I see in traffic on any given day.

A year ago they were everywhere and now I have to really pay attention to even spot one.

ilLeGaL BoyCOtT!!!

So, finally hitting the 1%?

No festival needs to go on longer than 7 hours, what are we, teenagers?

And blackjack and hookers?

It’s a big club, and we’re not in it.