Elon is so fucking useless.

No because they are fear mongering

Holy shit

I love this take, but sorry it goes against the hate billionaire circlejerk.

Good luck

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She also has a pair of massive blockbusters

League is cancer. This meme is accurate.

Maybe, but their cars are pure shit

Toyota all day every day. The best, most reliable car brand.

One rule of thumb; Never buy a Chevy. Absolute garbage vehicles that you will pay endless money to maintain.

Disagreed. No one gives a shit about stopping the next one. We’d actually have stricter gun laws if that were true.

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I said this exact same thing a few months ago and was downvoted to oblivion lol

The insane windows hate on Lemmy is actually pushing me away from wanting to try Linux. Some of you are insufferable, like your entire personality is that you use Linux.

Hyper Tetanus Menstrual Lipomas

You sound like someone who’s never worked a day in their life

My mistake lol

I’d take “gErIaTRic jOe” over “Traitorous Xenophobic Trump”

Rookie mistake. The snooze goes off every five minutes. You need alarms for when you sleep through the snooze. Set them for 7:00, 7:06, 7:11

It really is. We have to do a yearly health incentive thing that requires going through PowerPoint about certain topics. This is exactly the kind of shit.

“Feeling sad? Try a salad! Some greens are sure to put you in a good mood?”

“Grief got you down? A funny movie is sure to cheer you up?”

“Want to retire by 65? Put 70% of each paycheck into a high interest high risk account!”