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Please don’t insult Neanderthals like that. Evidence shows they were peaceful and comparatively intelligent.

I have some bad news for you there.

That’s literally using a screenshot of the exact same tweet as a source. I wouldn’t consider a second-hand source from a nazi radio station any better.

That’s making a massive assumption that the alphabet agencies give a toss about legality.

They look like they’re being puppeted by Jim Henson.

Going Nazi? They’ve always been Nazis.

Freshers are the British English word as well, possibly the rest of the English speaking world.

Oh come on, you can’t mention shitholes without including Shad and Whitebirk, surely? Admittedly, it has been donkeys years since I last set foot in Blackburn.

Classic Blackburn.

Never realised the coffee materialises in a different spot than the cup.

It took flack? Never heard anyone complain about it before.

Never mind Joe Biden was a chief architect of the War on Drugs. That’s totally irrelevant, I’m sure.

I’m in this picture and I don’t like it.

Oh my god. This is delicious.

I’m sorry, what? Why have I never heard of this?

Honestly they should just own it. Have an entire wall of beatific potato head people.

Also Three Arrows.

30%

Oh, of course! I think I was trying to overthink it.

I don’t think I get it? 😔