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i wish i was on the fios instead

stg democrats are trying so fucking hard to cause a schism party

whines about reductionist rhetoric, uses insanely reductionist example

they also might be mediocre, or much worse. Given Tesla’s record of bad/rushed design and manufacturing processes (see: bad panel alignment; bad chassis engineering; janky bandaid fixes like random hardware store supplies making it into their cars; failed and costly manufacturing automation mistakes; etc.),

And Musk’s record of using the same trick of dangling a new gimmick to fix cash flow over and over (make wild new promise to create hype, while not delivering on the old ones, see: hyperloop, full self-driving feature, etc)

And how he’s been steadily going off the deep end for years (gestures generally)

I don’t really have hope that this isn’t the ludicrous gimmick it stinks of.

On the entire cybertruck

There’s aesthetic differences stemming from simple original taste, then there’s differences stemming from being on the challenged side of the bell curve. Like smearing poop on a wall and trying to call it art.

Nice straw-man example at the end, there.

I really can’t fathom anyone seriously thinking this is good aesthetically without assuming they have a serious bias affecting their judgement in form of payment, cognitive deficiency, misplaced Musk sympathy, or otherwise.

Other auto makers are doing just fine with their designs overall, we don’t need to include children’s scribbles of a car when talking about where car designs should be headed.

ai pranks 2024

Because he’s racing and pacing and fuming on X

He’s fighting and biting and really bad at sex

He’s going the distance, he’s smoking some weed

His pillow wife (pillow-wife) is all he neeeeds

…

No trophy, no flowers, no flashbulb, no spine

He’s haunted by decisions he cannot untwine

Bank-account shaking earthquakes of APRs and remorse

Assail him, impale him with cybertruck force

…

In his mind he’s still driving, still dunking on libs

She’s hoping in time that her memories will fade

'Cause he’s wasting his paycheck on onlyfans whores

He’s fighting, promoting, defending Musk of course

Pointing, and laughing and cringing inside

The green light flashes, the jig is up

Buyers. Remorse. A divorce creeping up.

That’s what our impulses tell us to do, but you’re not obligated to listen to every impulse. The complexity of life as we experience it affords us the luxury of choice.

gracias

what is it then

I hurt my dick today

To see if I still feel

I focus on the bread

The only puss that’s real

sky gramps is into all of this already

or three stools in a trenchcoat

it used to be less; I think it was like 90 bucks to go from Georgia to Arizona at one point

edit: you also don’t have to pay for checked bags, when you’re broke, you’re used to accepting a lot more inconvenience to save 50 bucks or more. source: have lived the life

You would trust your lungs to vehicle manufacturers getting every van air-tight with seals to last for many years?

Typically that’s around when the bed gets big enough to haul a sheet of plywood or drywall safely.

I said nothing about safety.

The tests have determined that was a lie

Nice to see you’ve realized it’s a compromise and not some slam-dunk about the character of whoever’s driving it based on no additional information.

That being said, truck bros can be as insufferable as anyone else with an ego, they’re just easy to pick on