My sister found my Sims game where I was married to my neighbor (her friend). My character was a biker with a leather jacket and an American flag bandana.
I had forgotten but now I must spend the next hour curled up in a ball, whimpering.
Was this your character?
Too close for comfort.
Where is this from?
Someone already answered, but also here’s the full interaction rather than just America guy:
It’s from YuGiOh abridged.
Pretty sure this was the on-air version.
Reality
Own that shit
OP should text their sister, bring up this memory, and then ask for her friend’s number.
Why would he need to ask his sister for his own wifes number?
If you get married in the game, you get married for real. Everyone knows that.
Lmao. Did your neighbour find out?
Which avatar is the most detailed and accurate?
Mine - most likely to be left behind chained up in a basement.
Theirs - most likely to be left behind at a cocktail party.
The maid’s - most likely to be left behind in a threesome.
Well yeah, presumably for any given threesome, the pov is going to be two behinds at some point, but it doesn’t matter if you’re the left behind or the right behind or long as everybody’s enjoying themselves.
Contrary to what you might expect, the left behind tends to get a bit more direct attention than the right, roughly 30% more time, independent on total duration. This is because for right handed people, the left is more awkward to engage with on the side, so making the left behind the main behind with the right behind by their right hand feels more natural and comfortable.
Science!
Red flag. I don’t wanna date people who take the Sims seriously.
Edit: if our Sims are slaves to some mangled abomination then it’s a green flag.
What if our sims live in a swimming pool with no ladder?
That’s a fucking mood right there.
(Also it depends on which Sims game and what the goal is. If they’re doing it in the Sims 3 or Sims 4 and trying to drown our Sims, then I’ll call them a scrub, tell them to gitgud and then block them. Unless there’s also a wall around the pool. Otherwise, 10/10)
Edit: running a cult in the Sims is also a green flag.
Sounds like you’re taking the Sims pretty seriously ;)
Duh. I’m trying to collect as many red flags as possible. They’re very pretty. uwu
Definitely cute.
Sorry, I only date women who would prefer to wear the French maid outfit themselves.
Same but for men
Like…as a fetish, or do you want to date your maid so you don’t have to pay?
It can be both right?
Depends, was this all her game, or did she find my existing game and insert herself into it?
Which is the good one out of those?
I’m just happy she can use a computer to that degree.
She’s hacked your home security system, and replaced your alarm with “never gonna give you up.mp3”
My partner did this to see how our children would look. Thankfully the generated spawn were wildly inaccurate.
Hopefully the language they speak is more intelligible too.
Yeah they’re pretty well spoken. Although they often use sentences that are part English and part Norwegian. So it can sound weird if you’re not used to it.
I don’t want kids, but I would take her interest in me as a compliment.
Closet door suddenly opens and a full sized silicon sex doll resembling themselves falls out … voice activation turns on as the doll lies face down on the floor … “That’s it baby, let’s make more babies, that’s the stuff” … sex doll vibrates vigorously on the floor
Both flags at the same time.
So what would that be, a brown flag?
Gawd that reminds me I used to base my Sims off the names on the back of cd cases.
I’m sorry eazy e that I had your widow in a house full of bone thugs, I didn’t know who she was
If you’re red/green colorblind:
- it doesn’t matter
- it’s hard to quickly tell the overall mood of your sims
I vote red flag, since it’s sound like something I would do. (Definitely something I did in secondary school.)
The one for me
Four kids??
Yeah. If they die, you can sell the tombstone for money.
