- It’s not decorating. This is a 215SF studio in Brooklyn - that’s the “parking included” feature of the listing. And he’s paying an extra $1200 a month for the privilege. 
- I definitely wouldn’t feel like it’s going to fall on me. Not at all. - You sound just like his ex! 
- I’m scared for the cat. He deserves whatever happens but the cat doesn’t. - How do you know the cat didn’t hang the bike? - Lack of opposable thumbs. Plus he prefers Kawasaki bikes. 
 
 
- Command hooks never fail! 
 
- The legendary superbike of Damocles. 
- Anyone willing to do this cannot have the intelligence to secure it properly. - Feel for the small animal on the couch looking back at it worryingly. - The cat’s looking forward FWIW - Looks like a dog looking back 
 
 
- Yeah, hanging up something weighing 2000 lbs over my couch is how I achieve relaxation and bliss. - That’s more like the weight of a small car. The motorcycle probably weighs in the ballpark of 400-500 lbs. - Still far too much weight to hang from the (assuming) 2x4 wall studs behind the drywall there. Also probably quite a hassle to get down when you need to ride it and when you come back home to re-mount it on the wall. - Tons of old Ducati super sport motorcycles end up as decorations that will never touch the street or track ever again because maintaining them makes no sense… 
- Yeah if you manage to get it hanging safely, how will it ever be anything else than decoration? It’s not a 20 lbs racing bike. - For it to be usable you would need some mechanism to raise and lower it, and then the decoration aspect will go. 
- Wonder if it’s mostly been gutted and is literally just decoration. 
 
- It’s a Ducati 912, it weighs 429lbs and that’s on the heavy side of sport bikes. - Even the Boss Hoss which has a V8 from a Corvette is only 1100lbs. 
- Lmao 429lbs dry but close enough 🤷♂️ 
- I was scared about my projector dropping on my head, having a whole ass motorcycle there would put me off sitting on my couch entirely lmao 
 
- You got to have some admiration for whoever screwed in the bolts that hold the bike up. - And some trust - This is how thoughts and prayers is supposed to work. - Now, let’s see how this plays out. - Now, let’s see how this prays out - FIFY - Holy shit that’s genius. The coffee has been giggle dribbled down my chin. 
 
 
 
- I first thought this must be a real to scale plastic model, but it looks real. 
 
- That’s a Darwin Award waiting to happen ! 
- Does he take it off the wall every morning to go to work 
- Now the entire apartment smells like oil, gas and other carcinogenic chemicals. - “Essential oils”. - They’re not called aromatics for nothing. 
 
- As a gearhead myself, sounds good to me. 
 
- totk zelda players be like: 
- If it had Pamela Anderson painted on the side I would believe this is Jason Mendoza’s bud hole. 
- Wtf is it with lemmy users and taking things completely literal? 
- I like how the wheels spin when it’s mounted in the wall. Gotta go fast 
- But can you ride it though? - Even if it wasn’t on the wall, seeing how it’s an old Ducati, no. - Edit for those who don’t know: Maintenance on old Ducati, especially sports bikes with desmo engines, is a total pain in the ass and is so expensive that it just doesn’t make sense to ride the bikes. Thousands of dollars every 10k km kind of expensive… 
 
















