A trio of House Democrats introduced legislation to rename a Miami prison after former President Trump.  Congressmen Gerry Connolly (D-Va.), Jared Moskowitz (D-Fla.), and John Garamendi (D-Cal…
    • ObjectivityIncarnate@lemmy.world
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      8 months ago

      Ah, the left-wing onejoke. It had been almost 24 hours since I’d seen you.

      EDIT: Pointing out a lack of originality has really made you guys mad, huh? lol

      • Billiam@lemmy.world
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        8 months ago

        The fuck you talking about? We have lots of jokes:

        • Orange man bad (because, and I can’t believe I have to explain this, fascists are bad)

        • Two scoops

        • Mr. 6’3" is somehow shorter than 6’1" Obama

        • Billions and billions and billions and billions and…

        • Tiny hands

        • Accordion hands

        • The only two adjectives are “beautiful” and “perfect”

        • hamberders

        • covfefe

        • Drawer full of “medication”

        • Salutes North Korean generals

        • Lived in a gaudy gold-plated New York penthouse and shat in a gold-plated toilet, but is totally a man of the people and not one of the “elite”

        • Went bankrupt selling steaks to Americans

        • Went bankrupt selling alcohol to Americans

        • Went bankrupt selling gambling to Americans

        • Twice-divorced, thrice-married, slept-with-pornstars-and-paid-them-to-keep-quiet “man of God.”

        • 2 Corinthians

        • The army “rammed the ramparts” and “took over the airports” in 1775

        • “Dumbest goddamn student I ever had.”

        • Won’t wear masks because it would smear his makeup. (Oh wait, there’s that one joke again. Silly me!)

        But I guess you are right about all of that being one joke- that Donald Trump was ever or will ever be fit to be President.