A trio of House Democrats introduced legislation to rename a Miami prison after former President Trump.  Congressmen Gerry Connolly (D-Va.), Jared Moskowitz (D-Fla.), and John Garamendi (D-Cal…
  • ObjectivityIncarnate@lemmy.world
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    8 months ago

    Ah, the left-wing onejoke. It had been almost 24 hours since I’d seen you.

    EDIT: Pointing out a lack of originality has really made you guys mad, huh? lol

    • Billiam@lemmy.world
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      8 months ago

      The fuck you talking about? We have lots of jokes:

      • Orange man bad (because, and I can’t believe I have to explain this, fascists are bad)

      • Two scoops

      • Mr. 6’3" is somehow shorter than 6’1" Obama

      • Billions and billions and billions and billions and…

      • Tiny hands

      • Accordion hands

      • The only two adjectives are “beautiful” and “perfect”

      • hamberders

      • covfefe

      • Drawer full of “medication”

      • Salutes North Korean generals

      • Lived in a gaudy gold-plated New York penthouse and shat in a gold-plated toilet, but is totally a man of the people and not one of the “elite”

      • Went bankrupt selling steaks to Americans

      • Went bankrupt selling alcohol to Americans

      • Went bankrupt selling gambling to Americans

      • Twice-divorced, thrice-married, slept-with-pornstars-and-paid-them-to-keep-quiet “man of God.”

      • 2 Corinthians

      • The army “rammed the ramparts” and “took over the airports” in 1775

      • “Dumbest goddamn student I ever had.”

      • Won’t wear masks because it would smear his makeup. (Oh wait, there’s that one joke again. Silly me!)

      But I guess you are right about all of that being one joke- that Donald Trump was ever or will ever be fit to be President.