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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 7 months ago

You've been asleep for a very long time

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 7 months ago
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    Picture #4

    So if you could just go ahead and work until daybreak fueled by nothing but coffee, that’d be great. Thaanks.

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      coffee and death metal

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    The ceiling tiles just thrown aside, dropping cables everywhere is such a vibe. They really were scrappy up starts

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    Those CRT electron guns packed a punch.

  • Boomer Humor Doomergod@lemmy.world
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    Back when Jira was just cards taped to a wall

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      Really I worked a project once that just had post-its stuck to the wall. It worked as well as Jira does.

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        Used a physical board in my last job before COVID

        Can’t really do stand up when none of you are in the office to move the cards

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          that’s what the robot arm with the suction cup on it is for

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          Gotta set up a remotely operated robot to move the post its

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            The secret here is to come up with a business case that shows management what an incredible ROI they should expect from this initiative.

            Then you get to play with robots for a few months instead of actually working!

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        Plus it’s a lot more satisfying to move a physical object than to change status on a drop-down menu

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          I like dragging the card to the “Ready for demo” slot :3

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    I’m in this picture and I don’t want to be.

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      I’m in this picture and it’s making me so soul-crushingly nostalgic that I’m gonna log off and go to bed.

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    Reminds me of the Reboot hotel offices.

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