I thought Iranian officials, big, strong, beautiful men came to Trump last week with tears in their eyes saying “Sir, despite all the fake news telling us we were winning you have completely demolished us. Your big strong military the likes of which has never been seen and your amazing leadership has caused us to lose all hope. We humbly submit to you and want to become the 52nd state right after Venezuala but before Cuba. Thank you for showing us how wrong we were sir.”

Am i wrong about that?