This is me whenever I broil something. Oh you started putting away the dishes for 1 minute, enjoy your charcoal.
Ironically, my grilled cheese method is to build the sandwich open-faced, place it under the broiler to melt and brown the cheese, then fold it up and cook both sides in a pan. This allows me to fuck it up three different times instead of just once.
This works depending on the cook.
If he is a good cook and knows how to work in a kitchen … he doesn’t get distracted and his first thought is on the food, the hot grill and things burning or catching on fire. He’ll respond in an hour with a picture of a perfectly cooked sandwich
If he only cooks from time to time and doesn’t care that much for cooking … he is easily distracted and will burn his food with a simple text message. He’ll send you an angry text back.
If he never cooks … he’s texting you right back with a meme reaction, 27 instagram posts, 12 tiktoks, 5 youtube shorts, and 10 angry political posts for twitter because you just set him off as he’s sitting on the couch doom scrolling while eating a dozen grilled cheese sandwiches he ordered from Doordash
What if he’s a cook but he also has unmedicated ADHD
An unmedicated cook? Inconceivable.
It doesn’t take an hour to make a grill cheese, or even half a side.
Clearly you are not a real cook.
Now, let’s move into “Operation Creative Drink Placement.”
Impossible. At least my method for a cheese toastie. (brit engl. possibly similar to grilled cheese) Two pieces of bread in a toaster, toast to preference. Build with slices of cheese (cut from a block, not from packets you monsters!) put this ‘toast cheese sandwich’ in a microwave for 15-20s, Again to taste of how melted you want the cheese. Result; the toast is still crisp because it’s not microwaved long enough to soften, the cheese can be melted less than those horrific toaster iron things, it’s less greasy.
microwave for 15-20s
Already drafting the petition to leave the commonwealth.
This is why we stopped being a British colony.
possibly similar to grilled cheese
In the same way microwaved spam is possibly similar to a steak
A grill cheese is cooked on a stove, not a toaster and microwave.
it’s less greasy
This is a deal-breaker. It should be like fried bread, not toast
I least can eat this as often as I want and not expect a heart attack.
