Even in that first case they should have her dragged out there in an orange jumpsuit.

he conspired with Hanoi to sabotage LBJ

Oh, c’mon. Next you’ll be telling me Reagan conspired with Iran to sabotage Carter!

liberals are bloodthirsty warmongerers who worship Khorne

Excuse me? It’s spelled “Koɿ n”.

Slight quibble: being quartered means having your top half separated from your bottom half and your left half separated from your right half. The “drawn” part means you’re dragged around the city first. Otherwise you’re 100% correct.

“If I told you once, Chris, I told you a thousand times: slaves go in the other direction.”

He has some stiff competition for that title, though: his father and his son.

Mediocre pop star.

Visual Basic isn’t dead … it’s just resting!

Just at Treblinka alone the Nazis murdered 900,000 over a span of 18 months. The camp was staffed at any one time by 25 German officers and soldiers and 100 local workers. Almost all of the victims were murdered with the exhaust from a single tank engine. Other camps were generally much larger-scale operations because the Nazis were trying to extract useful work from their victims before murdering them; Treblinka was purely for mass murder.

Anyone who thinks the Nazis couldn’t have murdered a lot more people than they did if they had a little more time is misinformed.

I passed by a mechanic’s shop a couple of years ago that had a big lit-up sign out front that said “WE BUY CATALYTIC CONVERTERS”. I hope it was a honeypot but I dunno.

When they move to Russia, that’s when we’ll know we’ve won our country back.

I think you’re overestimating them with “actively hinder”, unless you think keyboard warriors are an active hindrance.

I’m impressed with Springsteen supporting all this despite being a super-wealthy old white guy. But that song is fucking awful.

Wow, imagine if Quentin Tarantino mixed up “film” and “firm”: “hello HR? Yes, the entire company.”

You mean Bolognese?

Matter/antimatter would theoretically be a lot better.

Or he’ll die and they’ll keep pumping out AI deepfakes to pretend he’s still alive. Or maybe that’s already happened.

Hmm, that’s interesting. I’m a big orange soda fiend and I drink Sunkist, Crush and Fanta. it does appear that only Crush has Red 40 in it. Sometimes I feel like I have to fart real bad and sometimes I don’t - maybe that’s the dye. I should really be drinking water but I find it so boring.

Theyre huge slices

That’s sort of like the old joke: “This food is terrible!” “Yes, and such unfortunately large portions!”

I had a Whopper and fries at Booger King last year for the first time in a couple of decades. With a drink it was like $20 which is pretty absurd. It actually tasted pretty good and the fries were fresh out of the fryer (which is basically what makes fries good), but I just felt so physically bad after eating. I don’t know what it was, probably the massive amount of salt in it.