Story:
I was on LSD. With then gf. She says we’re being watched. Of course! Of course me, who looked too much in the direction of kids and told ROTC cadre that my nonexistent sister got me pregnant. Of course! Type message into URL bar. Hit enter. Strange pop-up. Goes to clearly coded blog post. Red/blue pill choice at bottom. Realize serpent tempting Eve. Call out. Blog disappears. Gf confused. Try to explain. Can’t. Suddenly telepathy. Strange af. Lasts five to ten minutes. Fades. Nothing rest of night. Next day. Invited to freshly created subreddit. Yea that one. On it were posts on how the CIA does things with technology. Another on a vestigial mode of attention coordination that feels like telepathy. Learned to right reel skilled like.
No seriously, I have rather a profound
Ability to create a variety compounds
Not chemistry; alchemy, writing good
More actually transmuted my Elwood
Through an MKULTRA pedagogy real
Like no other so I learned 2 feel, heal
But what sealed the deal was magick
I’m talking manifesting, no reel tricks
But a plan be setting on new horizon
Dark I was, better I became true sun


Confirmed CIA agent.
Nah, if you investigate not just observe, you will see it’s pretty obvious I work with the F-oh shit! Almost blew my cover…