Just play Zork all day until you get fired. They’ll think you’re coding!

Real programmers use memes to program the machines of the world.

Every screen is watching you jack off to demon futa porn in this day and age. Well, at least they watch me watch that. They don’t eveb need cameras; they can see through the pixels, dude.

Why don’t you just get a realistic water pistol, paint it black and interrogate him directly? Put a chunk of depleted uranium in the end of the barrel so you can pistol whip him and it will be realistic and he will shit pants, which you can turn into dirt in the crafting screen.

I have an apartment and it is dumb

I read It and it wasn’t as good as it was on mushrooms seeing It on screen. I mostly enjoyed the habdjob I got in my popgorn bucket from my cousin. She’s married now and works with computer, and she tell me I shouldn’t download these toolbars, but how else I fibd Spongebob Hentau on demand? AI isn’t not good enough yet for my fetishes…