Why do the Drumpfs have Simpsons hair?
Every time I see this image of his mother I can’t help getting the vibe that she was exceptionally cruel and manipulative.
JFC I always forget how much she looks like parchment that’s been crumpled and smoothed out repeatedly.
That family sure has odd hair.
Bad taste might be genetic. Nah, it’s all nurture.
JFC it looks like he fucked Margret Thatchers rotting corpse.
And used a whipped cream spray can to apply her haircut.
If she was microwaved for just a bit more she’d look EXACTLY like Trump’s mommy.
I think she’d also need to grab a high-voltage line a bit to get the same hairdo.
Odd that she has such an odd hairstyle and Trump just goes for something so banal and normal.
Word is she slept her way to the top. We already know Trump is in diapers. You do the math.
I will never look down on someone who sleeps their way to the top. It’s not like the top of full of the most talented, hard working, elite people. It’s not like they deserve to be there. They’re a bunch of nepo baby, narcissist, psychopath, assholes. Fuck them. And if you can make a buck while fucking them, great. Fuck them harder.
If someone successfully “slept their way to the top” then they actually (sort of) worked their way up.
I don’t know how good of a human being Susie Wiles is. Probably not much to write home about given that she sees nothing wrong in playing a part in this fascist shitshow. But in fairness, I know nothing about her.
What I do know is that she looks furiously like a primary school teacher I had who terrorized us kids for years, and was eventually conveniently “relocated” by the school board because she didn’t in fact like children and was so damn cruel. She had such an impact on me I still remember her decades later.
And Susie Wiles gives me the creeps each time I see her face.
Playing a part? She’s the white house chief of staff. That’s position people call the co-president. She’s not playing a part, she’s calling the plays.
She’s a career politician with ties to a lot of GOP shitstains like DeSantis and Rick Scott. She’s helped them all get elected, which means A) She’s good at her job, and B) She’s rotten to the core. Personally, I hope she dies before I’m done typing this, but I’ll also settle for shortly after I’m done.
You might get what you wish for. Apparently karma is catching up with her.
Mallory Archer vibes
Except Mallory was genuinely a talented spy.
Yet, she was just as bad of a parent!
And Arrested Development. Such great characters. Except they were actually likeable in a weird way.
She looks like she can call in a coup or genocide nonchalantly whilst sipping tea. And yes, she works in the upper levels of the US admin so I know she’s a hellbound beast and an enemy of humanity but even if I didn’t know anything about her I’d think her face gives “evil vibes”.
Giving me smug bitch vibes
Trump’s mommy looks he went back in time and had a kid with himself during one of his many visits to that island, and then she gave birth to himself.
Apparently Trump’s mum was a lovely lady. But Trump’s asshole of a father wouldn’t let her raise her sons.
Imma need a reliable source to back that up.
