I think Melon might be saying “NEED”.
did the cat get the cheese. dont leave me hanging
She did. Just a little bit because too much makes her shart, but a crumb or two never hurts.
She knows, and she’s willing to pay the price
Me too melon. me too.
I love a story with a happy ending
Melon is a good communicator.
Your lamp shade is driving me crazy!
Something tells me Melon is involved in this anomaly.
It was the orange that gave it away, huh?
Do you have a moment to talk about Cheesus?
This is actually not a melon but a cat. Please don’t confuse these two things.
The cheese tax knows no species.
The cheese tax! The cheese tax! You've got to pay the cheese tax Every time you're cooking When the cheese comes out This kitty comes looking The rules are the rules And the facts are the facts And when the cheese drawer opens You've got to pay the tax The cheese tax! The cheese tax! Hand it over quick Or things might get sh*tty I can scratch and kick I'm a really crazy kitty I'm not just asking Because I'm looking for snacks This is real important business And you've got to pay the tax The cheese tax! The cheese tax! The cheese tax! Cheddar is acceptable, and Parmesan is fine But a little bit of Gouda would really blow my mind There's no escaping, so don't try to dodge Pay the dairy tarriff! The collection of fromage! The cheese tax! The cheese tax! The cheese tax!
Original puppy version by Matt Hobbs, feline adaptation by me.
Give it to her you monster. She deserves everything and more just by being soo cute :)
“I get the cheese, or you get the claws”
“These are not the cheese you’re looking for.”
Bravo 👏
It puts the cheese plate on its bed, else it gets the claws again 😁
He makes a super cute face :)
It’s a girl 😉 I agree about the face!
Melon yearns
In fairness, I want your cheese plate too
Melon is gorgeous.