NegativeLookBehind

Kbin has a questionable track record of ignoring input from its users and also going offline for a day or more at random. So I created an alt account on Lemmy.

Hey, I know you!

Just look at that penetration

Everything is legal unless you get caught

Just in time for a potential second Trump presidency. Let’s make sure we have a bunch of cutting edge nuclear shit ready for him to use, steal and/or sell if he takes office. Great!

I just feel bad for all the fish that have to swim by that piece of shit now.

A 2022 estimate I found said 19,000 barrels per day.

I wonder how much oil the navy uses per year

This is the best answer here.

“Bro, we told you we were bullshitting you, right there in the sign. That means we’re not at fault”

Fuck that shit.

There’s a BBQ place near me, and I ordered tater tots there once, as a side. They were $4. They literally gave me 4 tater tots. They were one dollar apiece.

Your cat barked at me, you should really get that checked out

Do not fuck around with hard drugs.

Bill Gates: No u

You don’t have to call me out like this.

Are you familiar with the term “dumbass”?

You, sir, are a genius

Chicken wings. When you finish one, just chuck the bone right into the toilet

fucked’er bud

Oh no! Lol jk