Hire loyal braindead cultist. Tell him he needs to be on roof and kill person behind Trump that is actually an evil liberal lizard creature from hollow flat earth.
Have Trump be scared and squirt blood.
Have secret service kill idiot so idiot can’t be interrogated.
…
Profit
Forget to do any real homework and fuck up hiding that kid is indoctrinated cultist.
And have literally everyone involved in planning and organizing, and everyone who received suspicious orders, keep silent? Or, you know, that other thing I said which doesn’t require tens of people keeping secrets.
Hire loyal braindead cultist. Tell him he needs to be on roof and kill person behind Trump that is actually an evil liberal lizard creature from hollow flat earth.
Have Trump be scared and squirt blood.
Have secret service kill idiot so idiot can’t be interrogated.
…
Profit
Forget to do any real homework and fuck up hiding that kid is indoctrinated cultist.
Profit anyway.
And have literally everyone involved in planning and organizing, and everyone who received suspicious orders, keep silent? Or, you know, that other thing I said which doesn’t require tens of people keeping secrets.