Reading real hotdog lore isn’t much better to be fair.
Boiled bologna sticks.
This one is a little gross, idk about this one. It doesn’t even name drop Dick Shaper, inventor of the dick-shaper-machine.
Funny thing, it’s not even named after him; manual dick-shapers already existed, he just invented the automatic dick-shaper and also happened to be named Dick Shaper. A great example of nominative determinism.
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Did Beep create a new account?
Don’t forget about the buns, named for the inventor of the buns of steel tapes back in the day.
You talking about Harry Buns?
His friends called him Big Harry.
Yeah, I think that’s what his name was. My memory is ass these days but it sounds right.
This one is older than sin but I still upvote every time
