FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 1 day agoIf we did an experiment to measure many peoples' maximum poop velocities, I'm sure we could use the data to design a toilet tall enough to never splash anyone back.NSFWmessage-squaremessage-square50fedilinkarrow-up187arrow-down14file-text
arrow-up183arrow-down1message-squareIf we did an experiment to measure many peoples' maximum poop velocities, I'm sure we could use the data to design a toilet tall enough to never splash anyone back.NSFWFinjaminPoach@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 1 day agomessage-square50fedilinkfile-text
minus-squaresad_detective_man@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·1 day agowait. shit. you’re right. Witch’s Kiss is a different thing. why did ya’ll upvote that???
minus-squareQuicky@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·1 day agoThere’s a surprising amount of toilet kisses to keep track of.
minus-squareAmidFuror@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 day agoIs Witch’s Kiss a porn term? Asking for a friend.
minus-squaresad_detective_man@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·1 day agoWhen the toilet too small and the dick touches the inside of the bowl 😞
minus-squareRhynoplaz@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·1 day agoWhat? That’s impossible! There’s no way that could Oh wait. I’m now realizing this is a me problem.
minus-squareAmidFuror@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 day agoDon’t worry. There is a toilet out there somewhere that’s sized perfectly to give you a Witch’s Kiss. You just have to find the right one.
minus-squareRhynoplaz@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·24 hours agoThanks! That’s exactly what my mom said!
minus-squareFinjaminPoach@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·edit-21 day agoLol I think it largely depends on if you’re using a shitty n inadequately sized public toilet and whether you have a hard on or not. The fact that it hasn’t happened to you yet is only merit unto your good name.
wait. shit. you’re right. Witch’s Kiss is a different thing. why did ya’ll upvote that???
There’s a surprising amount of toilet kisses to keep track of.
Is Witch’s Kiss a porn term? Asking for a friend.
When the toilet too small and the dick touches the inside of the bowl 😞
What? That’s impossible! There’s no way that could
Oh wait. I’m now realizing this is a me problem.
Don’t worry. There is a toilet out there somewhere that’s sized perfectly to give you a Witch’s Kiss. You just have to find the right one.
Thanks! That’s exactly what my mom said!
Lol I think it largely depends on if you’re using a
shittyn inadequately sized public toilet and whether you have a hard on or not. The fact that it hasn’t happened to you yet is only merit unto your good name.🤮
🤮 indeed
BLEUGH I hate that