FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 2 months agoIf we did an experiment to measure many peoples' maximum poop velocities, I'm sure we could use the data to design a toilet tall enough to never splash anyone back.NSFWmessage-squaremessage-square52fedilinkarrow-up194arrow-down16file-text
arrow-up188arrow-down1message-squareIf we did an experiment to measure many peoples' maximum poop velocities, I'm sure we could use the data to design a toilet tall enough to never splash anyone back.NSFWFinjaminPoach@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 2 months agomessage-square52fedilinkfile-text
minus-squaresad_detective_man@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·2 months agoWhen the toilet too small and the dick touches the inside of the bowl 😞
minus-squareRhynoplaz@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up12·2 months agoWhat? That’s impossible! There’s no way that could Oh wait. I’m now realizing this is a me problem.
minus-squareAmidFuror@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up7·2 months agoDon’t worry. There is a toilet out there somewhere that’s sized perfectly to give you a Witch’s Kiss. You just have to find the right one.
minus-squareRhynoplaz@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 months agoThanks! That’s exactly what my mom said!
minus-squareFinjaminPoach@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·edit-22 months agoLol I think it largely depends on if you’re using a shitty n inadequately sized public toilet and whether you have a hard on or not. The fact that it hasn’t happened to you yet is only merit unto your good name.
When the toilet too small and the dick touches the inside of the bowl 😞
What? That’s impossible! There’s no way that could
Oh wait. I’m now realizing this is a me problem.
Don’t worry. There is a toilet out there somewhere that’s sized perfectly to give you a Witch’s Kiss. You just have to find the right one.
Thanks! That’s exactly what my mom said!
Lol I think it largely depends on if you’re using a
shittyn inadequately sized public toilet and whether you have a hard on or not. The fact that it hasn’t happened to you yet is only merit unto your good name.🤮
🤮 indeed
BLEUGH I hate that