• BassTurd@lemmy.world
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    1 day ago

    I watched my new dog take a shit the other day, and then turned around and started nibbling at it. He’s big on getting in your face and giving kisses and I can’t stop thinking about the poop.

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      6 hours ago

      We have this concept of “quarantine-time”, it is the period in which we still remember that she did something disgusting. As soon as we forget, then it is all good.

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      1 day ago

      Now think of the times you’ve seen someone let their dog lick them in the mouth.