There’s no point in taking part anyway, Dear Leader can run the marathon in 12 minutes.
Koryo Tours, based in Beijing, China, offers several marathon packages to foreigners, departing from Beijing, Shanghai and Shenyang.
Packages start from €2,190 ($2,529; £1,894) for 2.5 nights in the North Korean capital, Pyongyang, including a marathon place and “highlights” of the capital and tickets were sold out this year, according to the agency’s website.
Is this just an ad for a tourist company that got smuggled into a BBC article?
I have a friend who ran this like a decade ago.
My spider sense started tingling yesterday when I saw that the US military is doing “exercises” with South Korea this week. Maybe they suspect what I suspect…
Well our next target according to Dear Leader Trump is Cuba, so maybe. Why not run a war on 3 separate continents at once, multifront wars are always totally winnable.
The Arc de Triomphe is in North Korea?
The Arch of Triumph in Pyongyang is one of the largest Triumphal arches in the world, and commemorates Korean resistance against the Japanese, from 1925-1945
Noooooooww I fucking know why Trump wants a goddamn Arch
“He’s got one! I want one too! And I want mine to be BIGGER!”
Is an arch the opposite of a phallic symbol?
All I know is that finding that Wikipedia article led me down a rabbit hole of various monuments that are all a measly bit higher than whatever came before, so whoever made it can say it’s the tallest.
Freud could solve the energy crisis with how much he’s rolling in his grave
Dear leader’s ways are mysterious.





