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Good thing I’m in your bathroom.
Or which side of the glory hole you’re on.
Story time?
GLORY.
Just ask my cat.
aka time is relative
I always travel at speeds close to the speed of light while I poop
Is it cousin or uncle?
Good morning! Oh shit its already 5pm! I swear, I only looked at my phone for 5 minutes!
Especially in houses with big families and just one bathroom…
You just brought back so many miserable memories
time speeds up for you the greater your mass.
The expulsion of body mass may effect spacetime in an as of yet not thoroughly enough researched phenomenon.
Time flies when you’re having fun!
Oh you mean pooping…
Can it cancel out if your bathroom is in an accelerating reference frame?
