POV: I'm stuck in traffic and the liquor store closes in 5

mudkip@lemdro.id · 27 天前

ilovededyoupiggy@sh.itjust.works · 27 天前

You’re in a helicopter, why are you stuck in traffic?

OldChicoAle@lemmy.world · 26 天前

No one understands POV

TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world · 27 天前

Chatters, is this AI?

Platypus@sh.itjust.works · 27 天前

I feel like I saw this clip years ago, so based on that I think no? That’s not to say it’s real, tho

deepfriedchril @lemmy.world · 27 天前

Definitely an old clip, I think it was an ad or something. There is a “do not attempt” in the bottom left.

VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works · edit-2 27 天前

Track & field long jump sand pits dont exceed 10 meters. Can a draw bridge distance expert chime in here?

BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 27 天前

Maybe he had a big dong. Supposedly that makes ski jumpers go farther. Not kidding.

FooBarrington@lemmy.world · 26 天前

Hm… remember that pole vaulter who lost because his dick touched the bar?

All I’m saying is: if there’s both supply and demand for penis transplants…

MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world · 23 天前

A solution for both problems

falidorn@lemmy.world · 27 天前

Wow I’m old.

falidorn@lemmy.world · 27 天前

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