Walking up there next morning lying on a giant brick perfectly molded to your sleeping position.

I feel like bread’s limited shelf life, and all the nasties that accumulate in a normal mattress from normal use, would make this idea fucking disgusting. Just leave a loaf of bread on your nightstand like a normal person.

American bread ain’t nothing but edible sponge. In old Europe you’d have seriously bad time sleeping on bread.

They would find my corpse in the hollowed out crust of my breadbed after i choked to death in my sleep.

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I was once way too sleepy to stay awake to make/have dinner. My boyfriend woke me up and fed me a sandwhich by basically putting a plate under my cheek and hand feeding me.

Ham blankets and a peanut butter pillow.

And then you take a bath in wine or beer, while you consume it.

Ah! The dream. 😅

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