• Jumbie@lemmy.zip
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    5 days ago

    This should definitely happen. The history books will never be erased and it’ll be the highlight of his pettiness.

    “Machado, fearing for her country and her life, appeased the notorious child molester by sharing her Nobel Peace Prize under duress. It did not help. Using ICE, he murdered more US citizens and attacked several other countries before dying on live television from a heart attack.”

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      4 days ago

      “. . . before dying on live television from a heart attack.”

      Dear Internet Jesus, i has a new wish.