My money is on Captain Kelly. Kegsbreath is a little boy in comparison.

  • MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net
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    3 days ago

    Not to yuck anyone’s yum, but if he slipped on a banana peel and caved his teeth in before getting his balls flattened by a sumo wrestler in cleats while someone scraped away his tattoos with a rusty knife, I would not be upset.