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1 day agoNot to yuck anyone’s yum, but if he slipped on a banana peel and caved his teeth in before getting his balls flattened by a sumo wrestler in cleats while someone scraped away his tattoos with a rusty knife, I would not be upset.
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pops a ceiling tile and pulls a box fan over the gap to help exhaust hot air
ALSO TINNITUS
Criminal charges? That would be due process. I have been informed we no longer need that protection.
7·10 days agoIt took me years to recognize how propagandized I was and how ignorant of history, politics, and law I was.
Used to be, but still are, too. Just with a different slant.
2·10 days agoIt’s been a minute since I was at a retail store for opening. But it was always the Hot Wheels guys that did the whole speed-walking to the car aisle routine. My ass was regular-walking to the action figure aisle, like a normal person.
Well a billion and one years ago my ancestors stuck a flag in it and the soil didn’t say no.
Mine.
Regurgitated olive.
I’ve had the same IP address forever: 127.0.0.1.
IT DOES NOT FUCKING MATTER.
Put it on the record.
Jesse Welles is a treasure.
Just gonna take a little long weekend and acquire some territory, nothin fancy.
You can’t shit-talk one authoritarian state and cheer on another.
Nothin says lovin like knockin up your cousin.