Trump’s eyes drooped and his mouth sagged at an Oval Office event unveiling his downgrade of marijuana’s federal classification.
      • D_C@sh.itjust.works
        3·
        23 hours ago

        Oh yes. Something debilitating so he can’t walk or talk and spout his hate filled bullshit. Nothing but just sit there and watch in never ending agony.
        His cronies, enablers, and family all fighting for power as the repercussions of the last 10 years of corruption, crime, and evil all slowly closes in on them now that the fat cunt isn’t able to bribe and blackmail people to smooth things over.
        Sitting there watching them get arrested one by one as he dribbles snot down his chin and sits on his own shit and piss…

        Oh, great, now you’ve gone and got me all excited and giddy.

    • [deleted]@piefed.worldEnglish
      37·
      2 days ago

      During a meeting would be the best because nobody would check on him for fear of bringing attention to his dozing off and it would make blaming some country with oil for it more difficult for the couch fucker.

    • MrVilliam@sh.itjust.works
      23·
      2 days ago

      I’m not a gambling man, but if I were to get into these absurd gambling apps, I’d put some money on him dying this term in his sleep on live television during daylight hours. That has to be so specific that it has a good payout.

      If he dies in private, I guarantee they will do a Weekend at Bernie’s for as long as they can. The first damning clue will be seeing Melania more and she’ll actually be smiling.

      • Zombiepirate@lemmy.worldEnglish
        5·
        2 days ago

        That would be the absolute funniest option.

        I’ve got my money on his legs exploding like microwaved sausages during the State of the Union. If I win, I’m set for life.