Donald Trump said he 'doesn't care' about the release of Epstein files, two days after House lawmakers released thousands of documents from the late Jeffrey Epstein's estate, in which the president was named several times.
Oh, so it’s okay the files are released in their entirety? Maybe this statement counts as an order to release the files.
Some victims were 12, which somehow rounds up to 18. Math is confusing. The laws are confusing. Let’s just decrease the marriage age to 12 and call it a day.
…but the girls were 13.
Well they were obviously asking for it by starting puberty and not immediately swimming to freedom from a goddamn island.
Well, in dog years, that’s like 70. And Trump barked before each assault, so it’s fine.
Ah, yes. That makes sense.
According to Epstein, Trump is the dog who hasn’t barked, so there’s that
Yeah but 13 is close to 15!
Some victims were 12, which somehow rounds up to 18. Math is confusing. The laws are confusing. Let’s just decrease the marriage age to 12 and call it a day.