Come on mothers throughout the land

Pack your boys off to Vietnam Canada

Come on fathers, don’t hesitate

Send your daughters off before it’s too late

Be the first one on your block

To have your kids come home in a box

And it’s one, two, three, what are we fighting for?

Don’t ask me, I don’t give a damn

The next stop is Vietnam Canada

And it’s five, six, seven, open up the pearly gates

Yeah, there ain’t no time to wonder why

Whoopee, we’re all gonna die