Bonus Al:


Introduce that toaster to this toaster.
Shut up, I don’t want any toast!
Cyberpunk, the literary genre, was quite clear what our future would look like. We didn’t listen.
No, no, no… The problem is the wrong people listened, then took inspiration from it
Why don’t you want the tosster? The toaster was the best thing in your Old World Blues hideout.
But then he’d always be going on about his schemes for world domination despite having 0 mobility. It’d get old pretty fast. Not to mention anytime I want level 3 toast, he’d give me 9 or 10 toast.
Just tell him you want 10 toast so he makes it at 3. 🤷♂️
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Maybe not that toaster. Might I recommend a toasting knife instead?

Ummmmmmm…I will pay all the money in my bank account for that light saber knife!
That’s right…a whole $20!
…I’m not having a good time financially, alright?
Look at Rich Uncle Moneybags over here. I wish I had $20… 😮💨
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“We have AI at home.”





