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slazer2au@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish ·
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Candles are the perfect gift. If the receiver doesn't like them they can set them on fire and remove the problem.

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Candles are the perfect gift. If the receiver doesn't like them they can set them on fire and remove the problem.

slazer2au@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish ·
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    You seem to be under the impression my opinion counts for anything. You should stop that.

    • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world
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      I care about your opinion.

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        • This is fine🔥🐶☕🔥@lemmy.world
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          22 hours ago

          Now kiss!

          • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world
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            16 hours ago

            We fucked.

            Twice.

            • potoooooooo ☑️@lemmy.world
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              16 hours ago

              Dick move.

              • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world
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                Oh his dick moved, alright.

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