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[object Object]@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 2 months ago

crises into opportunities

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crises into opportunities

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[object Object]@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 2 months ago
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    OP has management material written all over him.

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      we are devoted to our goals btw

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        We hear you, and are listening. Thank you for your contribution.

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        OK, Cylon.

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    Imagine the red side in the context of an expensive restaurant.

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      Jerry was so drunk he pissed in the lettuce chiller

      try our grilled Romain lettuce with Tuscan brine

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    “we got a ransomware infection” vs. “Our data encryption got an upgrade”

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      Zero knowledge encryption

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        Time capsule for future society that can crack our encryption

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      “our homemade encryption got backdoored by some kid in Wisconsin”
      vs
      “we provide opportunities and support local labor initiatives”

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    Have you worked as a Customer Advocate for a hosting company at some point? Because that looks like the training material they showed me when I did this job.

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