- You can read the story and see more pics here: https://www.lovemeow.com/young-man-couldnt-find-a-date-to-school-dance-so-he-took-his-cat-1803571925.html 
- take cute animal - get attention of human girls - It’s the oldest trick in the book 
- I won’t make the obvious joke. - I won’t make the obvious joke. - I won’t make the obvious joke. - …Shit, does this still count as making the obvious joke? - Something something Pussy. - You’re welcome people 😄 
- Oh now I get it. Pussy. - Just because I wouldn’t make the joke? That’s kinda uncalled for. 
 
 
- It’s funny until you realize that you now have to carry your cat around in the dark for the next 6+ hours - thats good! - Phrases spoken before disaster for $400, please 
 
 
- Oh my god!!! I wish my cats liked being picked up… 
- I took a pic of my cat to prom my senior year. The pic was in a heart shaped frame. 
- Toxoplasmosis in action! - Leave space for - Jesustoxoplasma gondii.
 
- Ten years later …  
- Losercity would be in that dir…wait, wrong platform. 





