Convicted child sex trafficker Ghislaine Maxwell has reportedly been cleared to leave prison on work release.Podcast host Allison Gill obtained information about Maxwell's security score, sex offender waiver, and other details after the former partner of Jeffrey Epstein was moved to a minimum-securi...
Work release, huh? Is she going back to the field of work she was in prior to jail?
Or it’s to get her away from cameras before they murder her
Trump is looking forward to the bring your child to work day.
She’s the new Dept of Education secretary
All the focus on kids genitalia suddenly makes sense… (not even joking)
Trafficking kids to Trump
The headline is “Trump to host pedo party at White House”
Place your bets: will we see it in nottheonion or theonion first?
I’d put money on nottheonion but I’m broke
She can work for the Dept of Transportation because of all the trafficking experience.
Trump needs a good underage masseuse that looks like his daughter when she was 15.
Ivanka’s daughter just turned 14.
Good enough!
… Aaaaaaand now there’s vomit on my phone
Ivanka did put out a press release saying she was backing away from the last campaign and the administration. Hopefully, to keep Arabella safe from the chomo-in-chief, but probably just to avoid embarrassing photos.
Childcare?
It’s what she’s good at. You can’t teach an old dog new tricks.
Ivanka?
Nah, she’s too old now.