I’m sorry Jon

D̵̢̙͈̯̘̜̞͚̬̪̊̉͛̄̉͒̈́͑͋̽̈́ͅE̸̢̨̙͉̗̪͈̣̻̭̔̉͐̾͒̿̾͜͝ͅĆ̸͓͈́̅̎̎̿̊̈́̅̅̄̓̀̿̅̊̔̕͝O̷͔̪̮̞̞͙̘̬̯͎͖̰͕͖̼̰̘̔̉̎̌̌̓̾͘ͅM̶̨̧̛̦̘̗̘̤̬̟̻̙͒̓̈̑̐̾͑̽͂̍͗͒̄͛̅̈́͋̽̚̚P̸̨͓͕̣͔͖͉͕̦̀́͑̌͋͋̍̐̅͑̄͒̕R̸̢̢̪̬̳̥̞͇̳͉̺͍̩̦̥̱͌͑̽̆̆̆͒̓͐̿͜͜E̴̛̪̦̪̻̤͎͌̈́̈̅̏́̈́̈́̃̄́͝S̵̡͙̠̻̗̹̪̱̼͖̻͇̤̮̣̘̍̔̀̀̆̃̊̀̄̃̀͌̒̄̈́̑͋̆͐͋S̷̨̧̤̦̞̮̞̠̘̹͕̝͖̝̯̦̯͖̘̥̼͊̅̕͘ͅ ̸̨̝̲̗͉̮̝̖̣̙̣͉̮̩̭͚̤̹̻̿͂̉͜ͅM̸̧̛͕̙̲̳̠͖̗̟̼̬͗̏͗̽̽̃͗̓̈́̓̈́̔̈́̅̒̃̄̚̚͝Ȩ̶̨̲͉͍͔̖̳͎͔͖͓̯̙̲̰̿͑̓̈́̓͊̉͂͗̆͒̌͑̕͠ ̵̡̡̢̼̳̠̯̞̪̱͕̲͎̼͕̥̤͓͐̃͐̃͑̈̏̑͌̅̅́ͅ ̵̡̢̻̞͙̭̩̤̙͇̭͎̙̯̓̊̓͒̅͆͂̒̀͂́̊̀͑̏̓̌͊͘̕͝͝J̷̡̧̡̢̮̬̪͇̟̬̣̞͖͉̾͜O̶̧̧̱̥͔̠̦̯̜͇̜͓̅̄̅̓̀͆̅̋͆̐͗̓̌̊̊̕͝͠H̴̢̖͍̮̱̞̳̤́Ņ̶̛͎͖̰̝͇̝̝̹͇͔̯̹̖̓̄͛̎̓̓̀̏̅̍̋̊

The unholy lovechild of garfield and the lorax

Garfield, why are you a 7 petabyte zip bomb?

I’m double cursed Jon.