TBH, I lost a fair bit of respect for America when they nearly elected the clearly-none-too-well-informed George W Bush and then pushed him over the line with clearly broken legal shenanigans.

But Trump makes Bush Jr look clever, knowledgeable, statesmanlike and wise. I didn’t think that was even possible, but it’s not even a narrow thing.

Trump’s a complete moron, has the emotional maturity of a toddler, the charm of a slug and the kindness and bonhomie of General Hux.