Is it named Beaker?

And the fever, gettin’ higher.

16 seconds is very young.

…

Is her name Charlie Chaplin?

I guess the plethora of balls and fencing matches I was planning to attend are out now.

1976 Dodge Aspen

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

They’ve got SCMODS.

It’s the ones that are silently manipulating things that worry me more.

It’s a car, not a political statement. I’m driving it. It’s still a great vehicle.

Would I buy one now? Probably not. But a lot of that is due to them making so many things extra cost.

How many people know the politics of the CEOs of the other car companies before or after they purchase? Not many I suspect.

🎵 Death Pocket 🎵

Does Gin have a sibling named Tonic?

What exactly do they think goes on in these bathrooms anyway?

I’ve never even considered whether they’re plants or not. I guess I always assumed they were, but now it makes sense that they’re not. But I can’t imagine anyone having a tizzy over it either way.

Why do dentists care about bus benches?

Another working day has ended
Only the rush-hour hell to face
Packed like lemmings
Into shiny metal boxes
Contestants in a suicidal race

I wave my private parts at your aunties, you cheesy lot of second hand electric donkey bottom biters.

What are you doing in England?

My god! It’s full of stars!