brilliant! :D that’s what i’d imagine myself doing in the shower days after, nice quick thinking from your 14yo self

yup, it was so deeply annoying when teachers in school told me “stop doodling and focus!” … like- pick one, i can either keep drawing and be fully focused, or i can stop drawing and zone out after 30s

let me guess, the answer was always “no”

after the goose comes a swan, which though bigger, tougher, and stronger, has chilled the hell out a bit

after a swan then comes the Canadian goose, which even though it appears to be a return to goose, it’s actually the might of a swan, and the rage of a 100 regular geese

i want to be a cat so i can experience the content feeling of sitting on a warm, perfectly cat shaped roof

do not right click inspect element on the paywall window and then delete the code & re-enable scrolling (i always forget how to, but don’t google it)

the downside is that sometimes half the article is neutered anyway

goodness how i despise power tripping moderators.

i’ve been a mod in one pretty large and active online community and somehow power has never gotten into my head, but i’ve seen so many completely trip out over the smallest non-issues, fucking bizarre

and also your neighbours doing DIY one after the other

if they want to use their powertools fine but at least pick a day out of the week to do it all together!

edit: typo

we don’t give a shit what “detriment to society” adhd is. Executive dysfunction is detrimental to the quality of life, and that’s one symptom amongst many

the society was built for neurotypical people, and so neurodiverse people need help to function in it in a way that doesn’t make them feel worthless - and that means treatment, be it with therapy and/or meds

neurodivergence, adhd included, is actually widely underdiagnosed - some doctors estimate 1 in 5 people is neurodivergent. And those rates have been rising (though possibly because of increased acceptance)

“apple” used to be a generic term for fruit. So it’s actually “fruit of the earth”, the French are poetic like that

yeah but, from a design perspective try to analyse it

a super man knock off (good) is giving you a phone (neutral) but he’s crossed off (bad) and has earphones hanging on his neck (why) and there’s a “don’t be distracted” sign (good) but again the superman knockoff is giving you a phone, why is the superhero doing a bad thing here?

the visual language is all over the place. A positive mascot doesn’t fit at all here. This should be a villain offering you the phone & should colour coded appropriately. The Evil Distraction Man shouldn’t look like a superhero, it deeply muddles the intended message

PSA posters are not really a place for trying to subvert audience’s expectations of superman knock off’s moral standing

& “apple” used to be a generic term for fruit

iirc an “apple” in both French and English used to just be any fruit. And over time it shifted to mean just the most common one

and you know the french, always very poetic, of course they’ll call a potato a fruit of dirt

this is a deeply confusing poster

let’s make it a drinking game! Every time you hear your aunt from across the table say that global warming is fake - take a shot!

eh, on the off chance they aren’t, why not. I don’t see those ads anyway and I do enjoy being a nuisance, even if a minor one

writers of black mirror’s 15 million merits laughing crying maniacally in the distance

you’ll enjoy a fun browser addon then! - adnauseum

it clicks on every. single. ad both doing what you’re doing, but also poisoning the data Google has on you. From their website:

As the collected data gathered shows an omnivorous click-stream, user tracking, targeting and surveillance become futile

ohhhh