yeah what’s exactly the problem with that? it’s because he’s too socialist right? Dems? is it because of the pro-social, welfare-positive policies?

responsible? yes. Held responsible? absolutely not. not in the entire decade that rubber-faced demon has left on earth. he will not admit, change, or pay recompense for shit

yeah the daily beast really fucking wanted me to watch a segment of Fox and Friends for that. kind of a letdown after all the hype.

I did enjoy hearing reporters just vomit verbal diarrhea at him.

shit, can you not see it? hold on I’m using an app, let me try changing the link text

all that article and doesn’t even show the literal video.

here’s the link, sorry it’s reddit

link

regarding that I’m amazed a group of people convinced eachother to use signal. that’s actually an impressive feat of diplomacy ever since it stopped providing SMS

Woah is truth social not an effective way to conduct international relations or something? damn. I guess he’d better try Facebook

60 yrs and many wars later:

“you know maybe I don’t love a capitalist Shah for you. do you think you could maybe try the republic thing again, just so I can compare them? still sell me oil though. don’t not sell me oil, like, ever.”

that sounds a little harder than what I’m trying to pull off. I heard there’s this super secret scumbag lifehack where if an autistic person picks a country different enough from their own, their social symptoms tend to just appear as average immigrant idiosyncrasies.

I’m pretty repulsed by my own country’s culture so I’m hoping I’ll be spared that “grass is always greener” fallacy that tends to befall other expats.

take my energy, blahaj ✊ evolve to your next form

trying to emigrate. I can’t die here this sad and this alone. I’m motivated by self hate and a delusion that since I was happy one time it could happen again

yeah I’m sure he’ll add that one to the pile of “consequences that used to mean something” that he’s racked up. great job team. this will be the threat of a threat of a threat of a stern talking to that shows him.

holy based

Couple of these here 50 states gotta go. I’m annexing them on behalf of Rhode Island. Try to fuckin stop me. Wait does anybody know my powers only work for 48 hours? Cuz otherwise I think I can bluff

don’t blast slam me for how I vote 😤

as a tangent we really need to take journalists aside and talk to them about the phrases they’re coining to avoid repeating themselves every time they need to describe “talking shit” or “yell at” in an article title.

I wish I was half the man he is