I love how wrong you are. I want to wrap you in a blanket, squeeze you, smooch you and tell you to finally shut the fuck up. Nothing that comes out of your mouth is factually right.

Can only talk about myself, so please take this and any other advice with a grain of salt. Every person is different and reacts differently to this.

The headspace he’s in right now is one of utter confusion and emptiness. For now the dread might be gone. But he is probably far from ok. What he needs right now is love. And I don’t mean hugs and kisses and shit.

Let me explain it this way: He needs normality in a cozy environment. Friends or family around him to have idk like a pizza together while playing games or watching something he’s interested in. The important part is that they are there in person and not everything revolves around him, but with him. If that makes sense?

He doesn’t need an intervention kind of “we love you” bs, which to me sounds like hell on earth. He needs to live the love. Cherish others while being cherished.

I hope my word salad helps. Sorry I woke up two hours too early and my brain is still trying its best booting up.

After decades of dehumanisation? Sure.

while cats were until recently carnivores

What an interesting way to formulate your question. It’s literally flame baiting.

Definitely this. OP should try to position the shoehorn alongside his leg. If you use it in a wider angle over and over, not only makes it the process harder and more uncomfortable, it also bends the metal after some time.

Ooooor, OPs feet are a freaky affront to nature.

• Don’t kill.
• Don’t steal.
• Tacco Tuesday.

War after sending troops to die in Ukraine and after selling their barely working ammunition to Russia. Yeah dude, sure. Whatever.

Can I get into trouble for calling myself an “investigative journalist”? Like, can I stand in front of the camera and say the dumbest, factually most incorrect shit, like these vatnik bitches and still call myself that, even I didn’t learn that job somewhere? Is there any kind of legal trouble I have to expect as long as I don’t go full Alex Jones?

Pure beauty.

Causing a couple of circuits to burn out. Kickstarting the Flayed Ones.

I am adapting this as headcanon now.

They have been engineered by the Old Ones. So I’m just gonna assume, they didn’t think of that when the Necron and C’tan came knocking on their doors.

Hey look, a report we can agree on.

It’s quiet today at work. So I tuned in. Holy moly some of these tornadoes look unpleasant.

Traveling to Taiwan to cry about them not being slaves. Someone is going for the social credit combo multiplier.

Saudi progress in human rights, unicorns and other fables.

A ban is incredibly hard. Not impossible, but hard. And even if, it won’t solve the actual problem. The AfD maintained the image of a protest party and to this day people believe this crap. A great way to cut their votes in half would be educating the population so they understand that protest is good but voting for fascist scum is not.

I can’t find it for the live of me. Sorry. Been too long.

Ah yes, Russian conscripts! Known for such classics as “immediately surrendering because they don’t want to die for nothing in some maniacs war”.

Reminds me of the greatest of all UFO channels I found on YouTube. Guy recorded a military plane landing. Describing “If you look hard enough you see small, disc like objects harassing the plane! There are aliens in broad daylight!” Those “objects” were insects flying in front of his camera.

Was his channel a single giant shitpost? Maybe.

Do I respect him more than anyone who tries to lecture me about camera footage quality at night? Absolutely.

Beautiful bastard.