Try a bug that sporadically happens only in release mode, with no clear connection to anything else, only to find out years later it only happens when someone uses the microwave for too long in the break room.

“You know, we always get this error after lunch when I reheat leftover soup.”

Goddamnit Kyle!

If I could, I’d throw a chancla at that person

Apparently I’m a truly good human because my organizational autism trait gets triggered. I’m not even annoyed fixing them. It’s just satisfying to see them in order.

It *can* be seen as rude, depending on the culture. Like, “I did your job for you because you took so long”. More often in “high class” settings, like places that need reservations weeks in advance.

But most of the time, people just don’t care to assist the waiters and most waiters will appreciate it if you stack the plates. Some may judge you if you do it wrong.

Tomāto potăto

Vibe means something like “the feel” or “the atmosphere”. You provide the general idea of what you want (the vibes) and the AI fills in the gaps… Typically with slop created by training off of stolen work.

Yup. Herd mentality. If you’re not part of the herd, you’re a valid target for reinforcing the herd’s stances.

Finally! I found the name for what I’ve been thinking of. Thank you!

Yeah! I think liquid democracy is practical with today’s technology, especially if it is encrypted correctly with verification and privacy in mind.

😺

(Not OP) Dabble in everything and create dozens of unfinished projects, which fits well into most corporate software strategies.

“It’s for the safety of the consumer.” is such a bullshit excuse to strongarm people into a subscription model.

./src
./src_1998_11_05_added_people_swimming
./src_1998_11_06_added_death_mechanics
./src_1998_11_06_0_removed_swimming_lol

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We have a deployed branch. It doesn’t get merged into master until it gets reviewed… the technical debt got too big so it never gets reviewed and we just keep branching off deployed

I’ll have the most life changing apifany apiphany, hold on, I gotta Google spell-check this.
*chome opens to last tab*
Oh yeah, I was searching Spider-Man gifs
* proceeds to scroll through Spider-Man gifs.*

Even in the article:

According to a 2023 study, a day on Earth was approximately 19 hours for a significant part of Earth’s early history…

And 10 minutes in and you can’t recall what the first 9 minutes were about

When you first learn about the appointment or event. Immediately put it in your calendar and set multiple reminders. Top priority. If you can’t do it then, add it anytime something reminds you of the event (if that ever happens).

It’s pretty much the only way I can remember appointments and events that aren’t too important. Of course, if it is important, that is all I’ll think about until the event, completely forgetting all other events until my reminder pops up.

I remember everytime they mow the lawn at 7:00 AM