Bruh, I’m just here for the memes. But I can start commenting on political stuff more to even out my instance’s biases if that would help. Honestly haven’t paid much attention to which trolls were from where, but I’ll take your word for it…
SomeBODY
Moose and bears may break my bones, but spiders will always scare me. Plus Bullwinkle would have a hard time sneaking into my bed or shoe unnoticed…
Damn, that human’s holding a fish so big I can’t even see their human appendages holding it up in the not-water
Even as a younger millennial they were barely in my life. My mom had one when I was in elementary school for work, and other than that I just know beepers from medical shows and Dennis, the beeper king, from 30 Rock. Technology is cyclical.
Hey, they could be talking about Jython…
You’re right, mondays are much better lowercased
That’s because all tasks finish in the dot of the “i” of the Jeremy Bearimy sprint, I dunno what to tell you…
Is that not what desiccant packs are filled with? That’s why it says not to eat it. Because it would taste terrible (and other less fun reasons)…
You mean Jack Black? Yeah, he is a notch above the rest.
Yup, it just needs a fast splattering of red paint or similar…
It’s in a plastic bag because microplastics are safer than letting such a large dose of the marijuana leech into your skin
Damn, I thought I was being stealthy by farting silently like an assassin…
Ironically this is probably the result of someone using ChatGPT to write their job listing
Unsuspecting? I’m pretty sure it’s on my wishlist…
Doctor doctor, gimme the news, I gotta BAD CASE OF COUCH-BUG DEW!
I’m 5’4" and the term just makes me cringe. I don’t normally think about my height unless someone else brings it up or I need to reach the top shelf, but I don’t need encouragement in that case… just a ladder.
Have you tried eating around the lactose?
It’s fine, the internet will internet. Unless someone tells me what I’ve done wrong, I’m just gonna assume one downvote gave it the initial velocity for more downvotes. Trying to understand it beyond that will make you go crazy.