Woah woah woah. Let’s not start world war 3 here! Let’s just be sensible and appease Putin some more and activate article 4 and discuss what we should do instead 🙄

Consummate V’s!!

Gross, how about someone that represents the people instead of corporate lapdogs?

Like I’ll take a complete unknown over a known loser and clearly self-interested slimeball any day.

deleted by creator

They seem to help kids solve mysteries by encouraging them to read and write. Not sure what the split on that is though

I will be satisfied with any new runner that isn’t this particular slimeball.

Where’s the screaming goat? /Kdm

I’m pretty sure I don’t have ADHD but having any midday appointment turns my mornings into this.

Do you see any cows around here?

In what world do we put a dude with pretty obvious CTE in a diplomatic role?

🚨🚨 Tankie Alert!!! 🚨🚨

If China starts telling me how to enjoy my General Tso’s chicken imma riot.

Watching these dumb fucks lose their farms and try to pull themselves up by their bootstraps working for minimum wage at Dollar General is going to be one of the few amusement that will come out of the next few years.

Alright. I mean between him and that slimeball Newsom who seems to be the front runner at the moment, Pritzker is better by a country mile.

I just hope someone with actual charisma gets into the ring at some point.

Surely, another billionaire running for president will energize the masses.

Won’t somebody think of the Fremen?!

Deep dish isn’t even pizza. It’s a trashcan lid filled with cheese and sauce.

Man with $130,000 worth of crypto falls for a scam. Whodathunk 🤭