Nice Seiko 5 GMT

The files are in the computer!

It’s not a bug, it’s a feature!

Mushroom mushroom

Your fingers would remember their old strength better, if they grasped your AWP.

🎵Natalie Holloway. That angel!

No it’s a call of duty.

Goldbug

Here’s the thing. If there’s a 1% chance that the task will no longer be necessary by the time it’s due, I can’t afford to risk wasting the time to complete the task. Much better idea to spend that time in stress-paralysis until there is a 100% certainty of the task being necessary.

Genetics, steroids, makeup, lighting, and getting paid to work out. Don’t beat yourself up, bro.

Enjoy this FREE* meme

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I blocked those communities a long time ago.

Anyone with an ounce of common sense: Ya don’t say

Right-wing useful idots on social media: [Continue to echo Russian propaganda they’ve been saturated with]

In pretty sure it would involve a hierarchy based on which monkeys are best at beating other monkeys to death with typewriters.

I’m eagerly awaiting the demise of Blu-Ray so I can finally get use of my HD-DVD player.

Nobody:

Black mold: allow me to introduce myself

Judging by his ears, this boy has been in a few scrapes.

This is a cute comic, but it would be much, much worse if the director was the type to send change requests directly to the junior associate.

Because it won’t just be font size. It will be some impractical idea that you’ve already ruled out in three weeks ago in meetings with your manager, but now you have to drop everything and waste more time spinning wheels to either attempt the director’s dumb idea, or you have to spend time explaining to him why you’ve already ruled it out, and do so without seeming lazy or insubordinate.

While you’re doing this special task for the director, your workload is piling up and your manager thinks you’re slacking because the director emails you directly and never bothers to CC your supervisor. You can try to diligently CC your supervisor on all replies, and even mention your supervisor in emails (the classic “looping in x”), but rest assured, the director will never use reply-all.

Medical expenses: allow me to introduce myself.